REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN

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All I can think about sometimes is flying to Brazil and opening a fruit stand.
19 y/o hoodrat livin' under your bathroom sink.
most people:Oh, this idea is so cool! I wish it was real!
tumblr people:uggggghhhh why doesn't this exist uggggghhhhhhh
most people:Wow, that person is really attractive.
tumblr people:NGGGHHHH UNFFFFFF UGH FUCKING LIFE RUINER UGH FUCK YOU GO AWAY NO NO UNF
most people:11pm, time for bed!
tumblr people:4am, time for fanfiction!
most people:I love this TV show / book / movie /etc!
tumblr people:I just love this so mu-hu-hu-huuuuchhh OH MY GOD NEW EPISODE / BOOK / ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS I AM SOBBING
most people:Aww, I love that these two are now a couple in this show! I don't really watch for the romance, though.
tumblr people:IF CASUAL CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER, SHIP IT. IF EYE CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN A SCENE TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN THE SAME SHOW TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY AREN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE...SHIP IT EVEH HARDER.