REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN

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All I can think about sometimes is flying to Brazil and opening a fruit stand.
19 y/o hoodrat livin' under your bathroom sink.

katsplanet:

the rest of the world drives on the left side of the road

but in america

we drive on the RIGHT side of the road

(Source: this-is-katsplanet, via trumpetbutt)

 Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard. 
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“Can I have some water, por favor?” ;)

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