REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN

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All I can think about sometimes is flying to Brazil and opening a fruit stand.
19 y/o hoodrat livin' under your bathroom sink.

what if white house offishes are like

“mr. president, sir, gauging the public’s response to your statement from today, you’ve officially won all of tumblr” 

wander—lust: natteringnabobs: Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn or a marketing campaign about dreams. Did he live up to everything he said on the campaign trail? No. Does any politician? No. Does that make voting for a republican (and seriously, take a LOOK at the republicans) or not voting better? No. The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012. The not crazy one. LOL.
templeguard: u said it obama  baaahahaha!
dat swag tho